Man, I didn’t know the KKK had naming rights to this stadium. (at High Point Solutions Stadium)
I always knew there was something up with Adium…
If you’re ever installing a brand new toilet, it would be funny to make a giant martini in the bowl and take a picture of you drinking from it before it’s ever used.
Other funny thing
syou could do in a brand new toilet:
- Use the bowl to serve salad to guests
A friend of mine used to insist that all home bathrooms should have two toilets, one to use as toilets are oft used, and the other with a heating element built in so you could make soup in it. When you are done with the soup, you can just flush the rest away! Plus you always have hot water ready for your next soup.
This is the same person who insisted that pepper was the opposite of salt, so if something was too salty (for instance when he tried to make hummus and used four tablespoons of salt instead of three teaspoons) you could just add a bunch of pepper, to balance it out.
I still think he might have been onto something with the soup toilet.
“The “Jogger” case (portrayed in tabloid headlines as the “wilding” incident, describing black youths marauding Central Park and terrorizing citizens) revealed a panicky power reflex. Police and media responded to hiphop culture by slapping back the rising social prominence of disenfranchised black youth and reasserting traditional racist fears. (In the film CB4, Rock helped pervert hip-hop’s image. 1991 was also the year of hip-hop’s juggernaut masterpieces Apocalypse 91: The Enemy Strikes Black by Public Enemy and De La Soul Is Dead.)” — Catching up on my Armond White Two Minutes Hate and man, I think this is the most credit anyone has ever given CB4’s cultural influence.
(Source: cityarts.info)
I made a crossword puzzle. It is funnybook themed. It is my first attempt to make a crossword puzzle, so it’s probably terribly constructed. I think some of the jokes are funny, though. That’s how people judge crossword puzzles, the joke quality, right?
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Totally forgot that I peeled off at least a dozen of these stickers off of payphones in high school. Also forgot that I had my high school wallet sent to me in the mail a few years ago. I definitely remember payphones though. DO YOU?
WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING WITH THAT PIG
FACT: I follow a lot of delusional partisan/conspiracy blogs and cartoonists, and most of the time I can at least follow what’s going on. This was a jarring (and old!) thing to stumble on so early in the morning.
(Source: counterthink.com)
This is the only Hemlock Grove I’m interested in, personally.